only-theparanoidsurvive:

• She always has time to listen to what i have to say, even though she might have heard it a million times already.
• She’s funny and can make me happy in ANY situation i’m in
• I feel like i can tell her anything in the world, and she won’t judge me.
• Yeah i know, trust no one , but if i did,…

1st Oct 201404:4511 notes

mom:

don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot

me:

fire cannot kill a dragon
I miss her 😢
30th Sep 201418:22
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The goal was to make it look like i was holding his head up with my fingers. Fail. (at disappointment)
29th Sep 201405:27
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officialunitedstates:

wizkhalifornia:

officialunitedstates:

follow me on instagram

what is it

a photosharing and social networking service

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28th Sep 201404:4739,313 notes
youreinmydreamsnow:

probably the highlight of his career
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justshy:

mustyprince:

mad-man-with-a-scarf:

shavingryansprivates:

this is my favorite video of all time bar none

I cannot stop laughing. 

how have I gone this long without seeing this video

gotta bring this back lol

legendary

ROFLMBO!!!! Nigglettes!!!! Hahahahahahaa

KMLLLLL THE DUDE ON THE SIDE OF HIM DIED KMLLLLLLLLLLLL

OMG, I was just thinking about this video yesterday. lmao!!!

This right here….is hilarious…..so true tho.

lmao…I can’t breath

How have I not seen this before…literally crying.

bruh! 

I’m upset that this Shit is so funny

still so funny and so terrible at the same tmie

Lmao lord I can’t breath

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backshelfpoet:

1.

They will spend countless hours on the phone,

reciting things they wrote about you.

They will tell you “your eyes are an endless ocean

And your freckles are spattered constellations

I fell in love with you in Autumn

Because the leaves were the exact same…

cokeflow:

"what’s your blog about?"

image

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